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Hey look, actual "unique" questions
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? OUT
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? Sometimes if I forget things too much
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Yes
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Bees. At least I'd have a chance.
8: Do you have freckles? No.
9: Do you always smile for pictures? No.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? The sounds of chewing
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Sometimes for short distances
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes
13: What about pooped in the woods? Maybe
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Not when I'm sober.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? No
16: How many people have you slept with this week? No.
17: What size is your bed? Queen
18: What is your Song of the week? Day n' Nite (Crookers Remix)
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Not me.
20: Do you still watch cartoons? Yeah, bitch.
21: Whats your least favorite movie? Rubber
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? With my dead body.
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size? 99
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Honey
25: What is your favorite food? Food.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Thrillers.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? I was too drunk.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yes
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? How much would you pay me?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? '08
31: Can you change the oil on a car? No
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No
33: Ever ran out of gas? No
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Monte Cristo
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Not breakfast.
36: What is your usual bedtime? When I get tired.
37: Are you lazy? When I wake up, if I'm lazy then I'm lazy.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? In fifth grade, I was Dr. Evil.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Cancer
40: Are you horny? Yes.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? No.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Yes.
43: Are you stubborn? Am I stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Letterman is funnier.
45: Ever watch soap operas? When my mom has them on.
46: Are you afraid of heights? No.
47: Do you sing in the car? Sometimes.
48: Do you sing in the shower? Sometimes.
49: Do you dance in the car? No.
50: Ever used a gun? No.
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